And so far, the 1% & 4% have been highly successful at keeping all the little sheep asleep
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So I know this is random thread has anyone greenhouse peper plants over the winter its starting to get cold here and Im putting up green houses until code enforcement shuts me down because of the mary jane growers out here green house laws has been inacted and its hard to grow vegs without code enforcement complaing about permits had to pay money just to raise bees and plant fruit trees so done with riverside county and California in general I want to move to a state that has freedom to have more then one house and to be able to grow food now they say I cant raise fish in doughboy pool because I dont have aqua phonics certification already got compost certification that cost $400 and 10 wasted hours already knew what I was doing now I need a permit to move dirt from back of property to stop wateer running down my driveway and flooding orchard they want an engineer to come out and do impact study on a 3 spotted dear mouse that they found onm my property Im ready to leave California
What are you waiting for?
My advice is, leave now. Dump California, move to a red state and fortify it, make it more red. That’s what we did last year. You don’t want to be the freedom loving person left there when things really go sideways.
Kaepernick Sad That No Slave Owner Will Enslave Him No Matter How Many Times He Tries Out To Be A Slave
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NEW YORK, NY—In his new six-episode limited series on Netflix, Colin Kaepernick proudly proclaimed that no NFL slave owner will ever enslave him no matter how many times he tries out to be a slave. After being emancipated from his former owner the San Francisco 49ers in 2016, Kaepernick has worked tirelessly to become a slave again.
"I try out for NFL slavery every year, and they keep rejecting me. The NFL is oppressive, and it's also oppressive that they refuse to oppress me," he said.
In May 2017, he visited the brutal Seattle Seahawks Plantation hoping to become a slave there but unfortunately left training camp with his liberty and independence still intact. Kaepernick then visited the infamous Baltimore Ravens, some of the cruelest slave-drivers in the country, but they too declined to take away his rights and place him in bondage. Finally, in a last-ditch effort, Kaepernick arranged his own private slave auction of himself in Atlanta where he demonstrated his proficiency as a slave for 32 potential owners. Ultimately, he remained unable to find a buyer for himself.
“I’m tired of these rich White men oppressing me by opting not to oppress me,” a heartbroken Kaepernick declared. Sadly, to this day, Colin Kaepernick, a quarterback some refer to as “The MOAT” (Mediocre-est of All-Time), still remains free and liberated.
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Kaepernick Starts Underground Railroad To Help Other NFL Stars Escape To Freedom
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NEW YORK, NY—Highly successful NFL quarterback and social justice hero Colin Kaepernick has announced the creation of a new underground railroad to help NFL millionaires escape the oppressive slavery of playing football in the NFL.
"The NFL is just like slavery," said Kaepernick to a group of NFL recruiters who had just rejected his latest bid to play in the NFL again. "Yes, I know that young men everywhere dream of being in the NFL, work their whole lives to achieve that goal, and get paid millions once they achieve it, but there is a lot of running and jumping and throwing, which is really hard. And that's the exact same thing as what the slaves had to do."
Kaepernick is already sneaking into NFL practices across the country and beckoning NFL players to leave the game forever and taste freedom for the first time as a factory worker, accountant, or professional social justice grifter.
"Come! Follow me!" he cried out to Tom Brady and his team at a Tampa Bay practice. "I know you think you're happy and wealthy and doing something you love, but that's false consciousness! You're actually slaves! Come be sad and angry with meeeee!"
Kaepernick was later rushed to the hospital with a broken nose as Tom Brady had beaned him in the face with a football from 150 yards away.
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NEW YORK, NY—In his new six-episode limited series on Netflix, Colin Kaepernick proudly proclaimed that no NFL slave owner will ever enslave him no matter how many times he tries out to be a slave. After being emancipated from his former owner the San Francisco 49ers in 2016, Kaepernick has worked tirelessly to become a slave again.
"I try out for NFL slavery every year, and they keep rejecting me. The NFL is oppressive, and it's also oppressive that they refuse to oppress me," he said.
In May 2017, he visited the brutal Seattle Seahawks Plantation hoping to become a slave there but unfortunately left training camp with his liberty and independence still intact. Kaepernick then visited the infamous Baltimore Ravens, some of the cruelest slave-drivers in the country, but they too declined to take away his rights and place him in bondage. Finally, in a last-ditch effort, Kaepernick arranged his own private slave auction of himself in Atlanta where he demonstrated his proficiency as a slave for 32 potential owners. Ultimately, he remained unable to find a buyer for himself.
“I’m tired of these rich White men oppressing me by opting not to oppress me,” a heartbroken Kaepernick declared. Sadly, to this day, Colin Kaepernick, a quarterback some refer to as “The MOAT” (Mediocre-est of All-Time), still remains free and liberated.
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Kaepernick Starts Underground Railroad To Help Other NFL Stars Escape To Freedom
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NEW YORK, NY—Highly successful NFL quarterback and social justice hero Colin Kaepernick has announced the creation of a new underground railroad to help NFL millionaires escape the oppressive slavery of playing football in the NFL.
"The NFL is just like slavery," said Kaepernick to a group of NFL recruiters who had just rejected his latest bid to play in the NFL again. "Yes, I know that young men everywhere dream of being in the NFL, work their whole lives to achieve that goal, and get paid millions once they achieve it, but there is a lot of running and jumping and throwing, which is really hard. And that's the exact same thing as what the slaves had to do."
Kaepernick is already sneaking into NFL practices across the country and beckoning NFL players to leave the game forever and taste freedom for the first time as a factory worker, accountant, or professional social justice grifter.
"Come! Follow me!" he cried out to Tom Brady and his team at a Tampa Bay practice. "I know you think you're happy and wealthy and doing something you love, but that's false consciousness! You're actually slaves! Come be sad and angry with meeeee!"
Kaepernick was later rushed to the hospital with a broken nose as Tom Brady had beaned him in the face with a football from 150 yards away.
@Keith Martin --how much stock to you have in the Babylon Bee???Kaepernick Sad That No Slave Owner Will Enslave Him No Matter How Many Times He Tries Out To Be A Slave
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NEW YORK, NY—In his new six-episode limited series on Netflix, Colin Kaepernick proudly proclaimed that no NFL slave owner will ever enslave him no matter how many times he tries out to be a slave. After being emancipated from his former owner the San Francisco 49ers in 2016, Kaepernick has worked tirelessly to become a slave again.
"I try out for NFL slavery every year, and they keep rejecting me. The NFL is oppressive, and it's also oppressive that they refuse to oppress me," he said.
In May 2017, he visited the brutal Seattle Seahawks Plantation hoping to become a slave there but unfortunately left training camp with his liberty and independence still intact. Kaepernick then visited the infamous Baltimore Ravens, some of the cruelest slave-drivers in the country, but they too declined to take away his rights and place him in bondage. Finally, in a last-ditch effort, Kaepernick arranged his own private slave auction of himself in Atlanta where he demonstrated his proficiency as a slave for 32 potential owners. Ultimately, he remained unable to find a buyer for himself.
“I’m tired of these rich White men oppressing me by opting not to oppress me,” a heartbroken Kaepernick declared. Sadly, to this day, Colin Kaepernick, a quarterback some refer to as “The MOAT” (Mediocre-est of All-Time), still remains free and liberated.
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Kaepernick Starts Underground Railroad To Help Other NFL Stars Escape To Freedom
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NEW YORK, NY—Highly successful NFL quarterback and social justice hero Colin Kaepernick has announced the creation of a new underground railroad to help NFL millionaires escape the oppressive slavery of playing football in the NFL.
"The NFL is just like slavery," said Kaepernick to a group of NFL recruiters who had just rejected his latest bid to play in the NFL again. "Yes, I know that young men everywhere dream of being in the NFL, work their whole lives to achieve that goal, and get paid millions once they achieve it, but there is a lot of running and jumping and throwing, which is really hard. And that's the exact same thing as what the slaves had to do."
Kaepernick is already sneaking into NFL practices across the country and beckoning NFL players to leave the game forever and taste freedom for the first time as a factory worker, accountant, or professional social justice grifter.
"Come! Follow me!" he cried out to Tom Brady and his team at a Tampa Bay practice. "I know you think you're happy and wealthy and doing something you love, but that's false consciousness! You're actually slaves! Come be sad and angry with meeeee!"
Kaepernick was later rushed to the hospital with a broken nose as Tom Brady had beaned him in the face with a football from 150 yards away.
Babylon Bee or Be Belonger Baby:
This has been going on with far from sufficient attention paid to it:
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/most-important-battle-press-freedom-our-time
This has been going on with far from sufficient attention paid to it:
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/most-important-battle-press-freedom-our-time
I highly recommend Tucker Carlson's current series on FoxNation: Patriot Purge.
Just finished Episode 3. The worst thing so far is watching Ashli Babbitt getting shot. He just stepped up and shot her as she was climbing through an indoor window. That that was called a righteous shot is criminal.
Just finished Episode 3. The worst thing so far is watching Ashli Babbitt getting shot. He just stepped up and shot her as she was climbing through an indoor window. That that was called a righteous shot is criminal.
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Full disclosure: I have no financial interest in the Babylon Bee. I just love good humor, especially when it seems so real . . .
Checkmate, Libs: Man Declares His Pronouns Are Letsgo/Brandon
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OMGEEEEEEE LIBS ARE NEVER GOING TO RECOVER FROM THIS ONE!!!!
Get a load of this man's epic clapback to pronoun INSANITY on the left: local conservative man Hank Bryers smiled smugly as he told his LIB nephew from one of those DUMB colleges like Harvard that his pronouns are... wait for it... it's gonna be epic... here it is:
LETSGO and BRANDON.
OWNED! 4D CHESS! LIBS COMPLETELY REEEEEEEEEEKT LOOOOOOL!!!
Now if progressives don't use his pronouns, they'll be bigots! CATCH 22, suckaaaaaas!!!!!!!
According to sources, his LEFTY COMMIE COLLEGE KID nephew responded to his hilarious joke, saying, "Haha, that's funny, Uncle Hank. But ... I mean, it kind of doesn't make any sense as 'Letsgo' would be the subjective case and 'Brandon' would be the objective case, and so no one would actually use the two together. You know?"
LOOOOOL CAN YOU SAY COPE?!!!! What a snooooowFLAAAAAAAKE
CHEERS TO YOU HANK! FAITH IN HUMANITY... RESTORED!!!!!
Full disclosure: I have no financial interest in the Babylon Bee. I just love good humor, especially when it seems so real . . .
Checkmate, Libs: Man Declares His Pronouns Are Letsgo/Brandon
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OMGEEEEEEE LIBS ARE NEVER GOING TO RECOVER FROM THIS ONE!!!!
Get a load of this man's epic clapback to pronoun INSANITY on the left: local conservative man Hank Bryers smiled smugly as he told his LIB nephew from one of those DUMB colleges like Harvard that his pronouns are... wait for it... it's gonna be epic... here it is:
LETSGO and BRANDON.
OWNED! 4D CHESS! LIBS COMPLETELY REEEEEEEEEEKT LOOOOOOL!!!
Now if progressives don't use his pronouns, they'll be bigots! CATCH 22, suckaaaaaas!!!!!!!
According to sources, his LEFTY COMMIE COLLEGE KID nephew responded to his hilarious joke, saying, "Haha, that's funny, Uncle Hank. But ... I mean, it kind of doesn't make any sense as 'Letsgo' would be the subjective case and 'Brandon' would be the objective case, and so no one would actually use the two together. You know?"
LOOOOOL CAN YOU SAY COPE?!!!! What a snooooowFLAAAAAAAKE
CHEERS TO YOU HANK! FAITH IN HUMANITY... RESTORED!!!!!
Nike Arranges Special Screening Of Kaepernick Documentary For Uighur Concentration Camps
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XINJIANG, CHINA—Nike has decided to give a special treat to their Uighur slaves, setting up an exclusive showing of the new documentary by spokesman Colin Kaepernick about his experience being enslaved as a millionaire pro quarterback.
"What better way to show our company's values than to let our Uighur slaves hear from someone else who has experienced slavery firsthand," said Nike CEO John Donahoe. "We also hope this helps with the unfortunate fact that our servants have been geting a little uppity lately. I think telling them that ultra-rich athletes in America are also slaves might help them see that Uighurs aren't somehow special for being enslaved, and maybe everyone can just chill out about the whole concentration camp thing."
In addition to the screening, Nike will also be giving each Uighur a commemorative Colin Kaepernick bobble-head as an early Christmas present. Kaepernick has generously taken time out of his jam-packed schedule of doing nothing to record a special message for the camps.
"I just first want to say, I hope you know how lucky you are to live in China," said Mr. Kaepernick. "You just don't know how good you have it. Now, I do hear you are dealing with a slavery thing right now, and I want you to know: I've been there. It was pretty rough making millions out in California, but I want you to know that thanks to your free labor, I still make millions and don't have to work any more! You all made this possible. When you go to sleep in your prison cell tonight, you can rest well knowing that you allow me to do the critical work I do burning down urban neighborhoods and trying to start a race war. Thanks, slaves!"
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XINJIANG, CHINA—Nike has decided to give a special treat to their Uighur slaves, setting up an exclusive showing of the new documentary by spokesman Colin Kaepernick about his experience being enslaved as a millionaire pro quarterback.
"What better way to show our company's values than to let our Uighur slaves hear from someone else who has experienced slavery firsthand," said Nike CEO John Donahoe. "We also hope this helps with the unfortunate fact that our servants have been geting a little uppity lately. I think telling them that ultra-rich athletes in America are also slaves might help them see that Uighurs aren't somehow special for being enslaved, and maybe everyone can just chill out about the whole concentration camp thing."
In addition to the screening, Nike will also be giving each Uighur a commemorative Colin Kaepernick bobble-head as an early Christmas present. Kaepernick has generously taken time out of his jam-packed schedule of doing nothing to record a special message for the camps.
"I just first want to say, I hope you know how lucky you are to live in China," said Mr. Kaepernick. "You just don't know how good you have it. Now, I do hear you are dealing with a slavery thing right now, and I want you to know: I've been there. It was pretty rough making millions out in California, but I want you to know that thanks to your free labor, I still make millions and don't have to work any more! You all made this possible. When you go to sleep in your prison cell tonight, you can rest well knowing that you allow me to do the critical work I do burning down urban neighborhoods and trying to start a race war. Thanks, slaves!"
:-J
US Army Announces It Now Identifies As Winner Of Afghan War
November 2, 2021 (24h ago)
America’s most embarrassing military failure is no more. In fact, it never existed at all. Early Friday morning, the United States Department of Defense announced that henceforth, it identifies as the winner of the 20-year war in Afghanistan.
The change means that once again, America’s troops are undefeated in all wars stretching back to the nation’s founding. While America has won many cisvictories in its long military history, the new announcement makes Afghanistan the countries first transvictory. The Vietnam War, another prior defeat, came out of the closet as “more of a draw, really” in 1997.
“To be honest, we always knew we were the real winners, but after existing for more than 200 years in a transphobic society, we didn’t feel comfortable enough to come out with our true selves,” Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Mark Milley said in a press conference at the Pentagon.
“It was only the unprecedented bravery and heroism of Rachel Levine, the beautiful woman who just became our first female four-star admiral, that gave us the courage to come out,” Milley added.
“From now on, our pronouns will be winner/victor/conqueror,” said Brigadier General and Army chief of public affairs Amy Johnston.
The revelation sheds new light on past statements by Gen. Milley. For example, Milley’s repeated assurances that the Afghan Armed Forces were well-trained and well-prepared for war with the Taliban, once falsely labeled as “lies,” are now revealed as the confident statements of a commander who knew US forces were on the brink of total victory. Similarly, Americans once thought that Milley was lying when he called an August 29 drone strike a “righteous strike,” since it only killed ten civilians; including several children. But under the Pentagon’s newly-chosen “Victory” identity, the ten victims of that strike are now revealed to be eight senior Taliban leaders, plus a member of the Proud Boys and Julian Assange.
Americans previously believed to have gone missing following America’s sudden defeat are now understood to have gone missing after America’s wild victory parade through the streets of Kabul.
Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin said the revelation could have come earlier if not for backward modes of thinking that are still widespread across America.
“Millions of Americans still have an outdated ‘win-or-lose’ binary attitude for thinking about war,” said Austin. “Really, war outcomes exist on a spectrum and are more fluid.”
Austin emphasized that, to protect the armed forces from future mental health crises, it is the duty of all Americans to affirm its new identity.
“In particular, it’s essential that Congress keep funding us like the unstoppable, undefeated military force we are and have always been,” Austin said. “Giving some fat new contracts to Raytheon and Boeing would be especially nice. Oh, and we want another carrier.”
Twitter has already indicated that it will ban any users who “deadwar” the Pentagon by suggesting it was actually defeated in Afghanistan.
“Hateful statements about how the Afghan war ‘really’ ended could drive the military suicide rate even higher than it already is,” the company said in a statement. “Such words are violence and will not be tolerated.”
YouTube, meanwhile, has taken down viral videos that showed Afghans falling off evacuating planes and Taliban fighters romping through the mansions of abandoned warlords. In their place, YouTube has put up computer-generated “victory confirmation footage,” which shows a squad of all-female SEALs mowing down Taliban leader Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar, then making out atop his bullet-riddled body as a rainbow flag waves in the background.
A Pentagon spokesperson was cagey about whether the DOD was questioning its identity in relation to other major conflicts, saying only that the “Iraq has always felt like Normandy trapped in Vietnam’s body.”
Editor’s Note: This piece is satire (but then again, so is our Regime)
US Army Announces It Now Identifies As Winner Of Afghan War
November 2, 2021 (24h ago)
America’s most embarrassing military failure is no more. In fact, it never existed at all. Early Friday morning, the United States Department of Defense announced that henceforth, it identifies as the winner of the 20-year war in Afghanistan.
The change means that once again, America’s troops are undefeated in all wars stretching back to the nation’s founding. While America has won many cisvictories in its long military history, the new announcement makes Afghanistan the countries first transvictory. The Vietnam War, another prior defeat, came out of the closet as “more of a draw, really” in 1997.
“To be honest, we always knew we were the real winners, but after existing for more than 200 years in a transphobic society, we didn’t feel comfortable enough to come out with our true selves,” Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Mark Milley said in a press conference at the Pentagon.
“It was only the unprecedented bravery and heroism of Rachel Levine, the beautiful woman who just became our first female four-star admiral, that gave us the courage to come out,” Milley added.
“From now on, our pronouns will be winner/victor/conqueror,” said Brigadier General and Army chief of public affairs Amy Johnston.
The revelation sheds new light on past statements by Gen. Milley. For example, Milley’s repeated assurances that the Afghan Armed Forces were well-trained and well-prepared for war with the Taliban, once falsely labeled as “lies,” are now revealed as the confident statements of a commander who knew US forces were on the brink of total victory. Similarly, Americans once thought that Milley was lying when he called an August 29 drone strike a “righteous strike,” since it only killed ten civilians; including several children. But under the Pentagon’s newly-chosen “Victory” identity, the ten victims of that strike are now revealed to be eight senior Taliban leaders, plus a member of the Proud Boys and Julian Assange.
Americans previously believed to have gone missing following America’s sudden defeat are now understood to have gone missing after America’s wild victory parade through the streets of Kabul.
Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin said the revelation could have come earlier if not for backward modes of thinking that are still widespread across America.
“Millions of Americans still have an outdated ‘win-or-lose’ binary attitude for thinking about war,” said Austin. “Really, war outcomes exist on a spectrum and are more fluid.”
Austin emphasized that, to protect the armed forces from future mental health crises, it is the duty of all Americans to affirm its new identity.
“In particular, it’s essential that Congress keep funding us like the unstoppable, undefeated military force we are and have always been,” Austin said. “Giving some fat new contracts to Raytheon and Boeing would be especially nice. Oh, and we want another carrier.”
Twitter has already indicated that it will ban any users who “deadwar” the Pentagon by suggesting it was actually defeated in Afghanistan.
“Hateful statements about how the Afghan war ‘really’ ended could drive the military suicide rate even higher than it already is,” the company said in a statement. “Such words are violence and will not be tolerated.”
YouTube, meanwhile, has taken down viral videos that showed Afghans falling off evacuating planes and Taliban fighters romping through the mansions of abandoned warlords. In their place, YouTube has put up computer-generated “victory confirmation footage,” which shows a squad of all-female SEALs mowing down Taliban leader Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar, then making out atop his bullet-riddled body as a rainbow flag waves in the background.
A Pentagon spokesperson was cagey about whether the DOD was questioning its identity in relation to other major conflicts, saying only that the “Iraq has always felt like Normandy trapped in Vietnam’s body.”
Editor’s Note: This piece is satire (but then again, so is our Regime)
McAuliffe: ‘I’ll Be Back And I’ll Get Your Children If It’s The Last Thing I Do!’
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RICHMOND, VA—In a blistering concession speech after losing the race for Virginia Governor, Terry McAuliffe vowed that he would return and that he would get everyone's children if it's the last thing he ever does.
"You haven't seen the last of me!" said McAuliffe, angrily shaking his fist. "I'll have my revenge! I'll come back and I'll get your kids! We'll brainwash them and there's nothing you can do about it! There's no escape! MUAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The failed candidate then threw a smoke bomb and disappeared from the stage in a cloud of purple smoke.
Experts warn that McAuliffe is still out there somewhere plotting his revenge, to one day come back and steal all the children and lock them away in state indoctrination centers forever. "We have to be vigilant," said one parent.
According to several anonymous sources, McAuliffe was last seen at Walmart buying more tiki torches.
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RICHMOND, VA—In a blistering concession speech after losing the race for Virginia Governor, Terry McAuliffe vowed that he would return and that he would get everyone's children if it's the last thing he ever does.
"You haven't seen the last of me!" said McAuliffe, angrily shaking his fist. "I'll have my revenge! I'll come back and I'll get your kids! We'll brainwash them and there's nothing you can do about it! There's no escape! MUAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The failed candidate then threw a smoke bomb and disappeared from the stage in a cloud of purple smoke.
Experts warn that McAuliffe is still out there somewhere plotting his revenge, to one day come back and steal all the children and lock them away in state indoctrination centers forever. "We have to be vigilant," said one parent.
According to several anonymous sources, McAuliffe was last seen at Walmart buying more tiki torches.
Dad Says It's Okay To Watch Traumatically Gory R-Rated Movie Because At Least There Aren't Any Boobs
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November 3rd, 2021 - BelongingBaby.com
The rest can be found at BelongingBaby: https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-say...-movie-because-at-least-there-arent-any-boobs
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November 3rd, 2021 - BelongingBaby.com
The rest can be found at BelongingBaby: https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-say...-movie-because-at-least-there-arent-any-boobs
This is truly random: I have finally prepared my on-hold Amazon Marketplace out-of-print CD business inventory for sale. It is now up for auction on eBay and includes inventory that I originally paid a total of over $147K for, plus a compromised but functional GMC Savana cut-out box van. The inventory is sufficient to provide someone with an immediate business, and the bidding starts at $25K (the highest at which they'd permit me to list anything, because I haven't sold on eBay for over a decade). If any one knows someone who wants to acquire this at a serious discount, it will immediately start providing income once put up for sale again.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/124976413789
https://www.ebay.com/itm/124976413789
McAuliffe Blames Loss On Low 3AM Ballot Turnout
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November 4th, 2021 - BelongingBaby.com
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RICHMOND, VA—Terry McAuliffe’s loss in the Virginia gubernatorial race has sent shock waves through the Democrat establishment. Some are blaming the rise of racism, domestic terrorist parents of public-school students, and lack of understanding of true Marxism for the loss. After careful study of the results, however, the campaign determined the true cause was a shockingly low turnout among 3 a.m. ballots.
“Yeah, our ground game was clearly to blame,” said McAuliffe to tearful reporters. “After studying the numbers, there is just no way to sugarcoat our failure to turn out the 3 a.m. ballots. Bottom line is, we simply came up short. The votes in the key 3 a.m. demographic just weren’t there.”
The DNC is looking closely at what went wrong in Virginia to make sure they don’t repeat the mistakes in the crucial 2022 election. So far, the clear takeaway is simply to make sure they have enough ballots in reserve to make up for a rise in racism, pornophobia, LGBTQaphobia, Islamophobia, and Marxismaphobia among the voters.
“We thought we had it in the bag with all the early vote ballots, all the absentee ballots, all the dead voter ballots, and frankly we got a little lazy and let the country down,” said McAuliffe campaign head Biff Tannen. “Let this be a lesson to all Democrat candidates facing an election in this hostile environment full of terrorist parents who don’t want their girls raped in school bathrooms by guys wearing skirts. Do not rely on actual people voting for Democrats! The 3 a.m. ballot demographic is key to Democrat victory from now on."
Democrat strategists also determined to push the wildly popular CRT a little more next time.
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RICHMOND, VA—Terry McAuliffe’s loss in the Virginia gubernatorial race has sent shock waves through the Democrat establishment. Some are blaming the rise of racism, domestic terrorist parents of public-school students, and lack of understanding of true Marxism for the loss. After careful study of the results, however, the campaign determined the true cause was a shockingly low turnout among 3 a.m. ballots.
“Yeah, our ground game was clearly to blame,” said McAuliffe to tearful reporters. “After studying the numbers, there is just no way to sugarcoat our failure to turn out the 3 a.m. ballots. Bottom line is, we simply came up short. The votes in the key 3 a.m. demographic just weren’t there.”
The DNC is looking closely at what went wrong in Virginia to make sure they don’t repeat the mistakes in the crucial 2022 election. So far, the clear takeaway is simply to make sure they have enough ballots in reserve to make up for a rise in racism, pornophobia, LGBTQaphobia, Islamophobia, and Marxismaphobia among the voters.
“We thought we had it in the bag with all the early vote ballots, all the absentee ballots, all the dead voter ballots, and frankly we got a little lazy and let the country down,” said McAuliffe campaign head Biff Tannen. “Let this be a lesson to all Democrat candidates facing an election in this hostile environment full of terrorist parents who don’t want their girls raped in school bathrooms by guys wearing skirts. Do not rely on actual people voting for Democrats! The 3 a.m. ballot demographic is key to Democrat victory from now on."
Democrat strategists also determined to push the wildly popular CRT a little more next time.
To Save The Earth, Next Climate Conference To Be Held On Starship That Is Then Launched Into The Sun
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November 4th, 2021 - BelongingBaby.com
WORLD—In order to save the earth, the next climate change conference between world leaders will be held on a rocket ship. This rocket ship will then be launched into the sun, and, according to sources, there will be much rejoicing. "This is a genius plan to save the Earth," said one conference organizer. "Yes, we're going to burn a lot of fossil fuels to get into orbit. That's a minus. But then, once the leaders of governments who burn way more fossil fuels than any regular citizen have slammed into the surface of the sun, which is 10 million degrees in regular temperature, and something else in that weird Celsius thing dumb people use, most of our problems will be solved." Studies say that the measure is expected to prevent politicians from driving massive motorcades through cities and flying dozens of private jets to meeting locations year after year, and the carbon savings will be significant. Unfortunately, climate change will still be a problem, as President Xi of China doesn't attend these things anyway.
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November 4th, 2021 - BelongingBaby.com
WORLD—In order to save the earth, the next climate change conference between world leaders will be held on a rocket ship. This rocket ship will then be launched into the sun, and, according to sources, there will be much rejoicing. "This is a genius plan to save the Earth," said one conference organizer. "Yes, we're going to burn a lot of fossil fuels to get into orbit. That's a minus. But then, once the leaders of governments who burn way more fossil fuels than any regular citizen have slammed into the surface of the sun, which is 10 million degrees in regular temperature, and something else in that weird Celsius thing dumb people use, most of our problems will be solved." Studies say that the measure is expected to prevent politicians from driving massive motorcades through cities and flying dozens of private jets to meeting locations year after year, and the carbon savings will be significant. Unfortunately, climate change will still be a problem, as President Xi of China doesn't attend these things anyway.
I missed the ladies chat today.
That happens occasionally, but it never happens for the reason it did today.
I missed the chat because I was out shopping. Shopping for clothes. Expensive clothes.
If you know me, you know that is something I loath with a passion.
Also, I hate spending money.
Which is why all the clothes I bought were in the clearance section and I paid 1/4 of what they were originally worth.
Yeah, that feels much more like me
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Also, I got my computer back, yay! All fixed and snazzy looking.
It's a good day.
That happens occasionally, but it never happens for the reason it did today.
I missed the chat because I was out shopping. Shopping for clothes. Expensive clothes.
If you know me, you know that is something I loath with a passion.
Also, I hate spending money.
Which is why all the clothes I bought were in the clearance section and I paid 1/4 of what they were originally worth.
Yeah, that feels much more like me
. Also, I got my computer back, yay! All fixed and snazzy looking.
It's a good day.
So I shut down the computer shop in temecula I have video cards rams keyboards lots of stuff still working out of the farm doing repairs anyone need to upgrade computer call me I might have what you need lying around Im going to pull hdd and power supplys and ram and main boards easyer to store takes up less room have a great day folks