My best laugh so far of this Sunday! Kudos to you, @Bartato, for creatively displaying a way in which one can Like one's own post and incorporate some punniness as well!Well done
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Medium rare and it melts in your mouth...Well done
I lean towards medium on steaks. Medium rare is pushing it for me.Medium rare and it melts in your mouth...
We just put TWO four year old steers in the freezer. Fat and marbled, aged for 3 to 4 weeks. Flavorful, tender juicy and good rarish or medium.
BEEF! A nice change from lamb and turkey.
#not vegitarians.
BEEF! A nice change from lamb and turkey.
#not vegitarians.
I want my beef to be vegetarian....
Once they reach a certain age they choose to be very strict vegans.I want my beef to be vegetarian....
Pretty much true for ruminants, unless you get a lamb or calf that doesn't want to wean.Once they reach a certain age they choose to be very strict vegans.
Poultry are another matter. I have to laugh when chicken is marketed as vegitarian fed because I really doubt that they watched them that closely. I call chickens 'ground-bound vultures' and some of our game bred hens will fly up on hanging meat for dogs and help themselves. They will also eat any mouse, lizard etc. that moves in their pen, as quick as bugs. ....which is why I have long said that single gals on poly sites draw as much attention as a bug in the chicken pen. *emphatic nods!*
That's my random ramble for the day.
I also laugh at the vegan chicken feed. My hens sure aren't vegans. They quickly consume any meat scraps they can get ahold of.Pretty much true for ruminants, unless you get a lamb or calf that doesn't want to wean.
Poultry are another matter. I have to laugh when chicken is marketed as vegitarian fed because I really doubt that they watched them that closely. I call chickens 'ground-bound vultures' and some of our game bred hens will fly up on hanging meat for dogs and help themselves. They will also eat any mouse, lizard etc. that moves in their pen, as quick as bugs. ....which is why I have long said that single gals on poly sites draw as much attention as a bug in the chicken pen. *emphatic nods!*
That's my random ramble for the day.
I have noticed that turkeys don't scratch much at all, and eat a LOT of greens. They don't seem to go for meat like chickens do either. The eggs are not as heavy as water fowl (not a duck or duck egg eater) and are much like a large chicken egg.
We eat both chickens and turkeys, but avoid pork. Once you've had aged beef side meat, or lamb sausage, pork loses all appeal (at least for us).
My vegetarian uncle likes this song. I feel about vegitarians like I do the weirdos that don't like cheesecake. "GREAT! That leaves more for me!
Good ones from Babylon Bee:
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Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman
WEST OF EDENāA double-blind study conducted by angel scientists has confirmed that 100% of men would eat any fruit given to them by a naked woman. The study seems to suggest that the fall of Adam and Eve was unavoidable.
babylonbee.com
Mattel Unveils Barbie: Polygamy Edition
EL SEGUNDO, CAāIn a move to be more open and inclusive toward different sexual orientations, Mattel announced Thursday the company is releasing Barbie: Polygamy Edition, a series of dolls that feature Ken with multiple wives.
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Attention-Starved Dr. Fauci Agrees To Box Jake Paul
March 8th, 2022 - BelongingBaby.com
LAS VEGAS, NVāItching to get back in the spotlight, Dr. Anthony Fauci has agreed to box Jake Paul at Caesar's Palace. He hopes that by going twelve rounds with the social media personality, he'll be able to regain some lost relevancy.
"Win or lose, people will be talking about me and that's exactly what I need right now," said Dr. Fauci in a pre-fight press conference. "I'm training hard, but I figure even if I get knocked out cold in the first few minutes I'll at least get an interview with Colbert. Hey Colbert, old buddy! CALL ME!"
ESPN Senior Boxing Writer Dan Rafael asked, "Dr. Fauci, how are you preparing for this fight?"
"You know, that's a great question. I've been walking around the mall most mornings," he answered. "It encourages positive blood flow and since I don't have to pretend masks do anything anymore I can walk mask-free. It's been very relaxing, thank you."
"But doctor, do you think you even stand a chance?" asked Las Vegas Sun reporter Hearst Joe-Bean.
"You know, it's just too soon to tell," he said as Jake Paul tried not to laugh. "The secret elite group I belong to didn't think I could bring the entire world to a screeching halt with a virus I manufactured in my Wuhan lab, but I showed them. Don't underestimate me. Anything is possible if you follow the SCIENCE."
At publishing time, Dr. Fauci broke his leg after stepping off an escalator. The fight has been delayed by two weeks, at which point the boxing commission will [remainder at: https://babylonbee.com/news/attention-starved-dr-fauci-agrees-to-box-jake-paul]
March 8th, 2022 - BelongingBaby.com
LAS VEGAS, NVāItching to get back in the spotlight, Dr. Anthony Fauci has agreed to box Jake Paul at Caesar's Palace. He hopes that by going twelve rounds with the social media personality, he'll be able to regain some lost relevancy.
"Win or lose, people will be talking about me and that's exactly what I need right now," said Dr. Fauci in a pre-fight press conference. "I'm training hard, but I figure even if I get knocked out cold in the first few minutes I'll at least get an interview with Colbert. Hey Colbert, old buddy! CALL ME!"
ESPN Senior Boxing Writer Dan Rafael asked, "Dr. Fauci, how are you preparing for this fight?"
"You know, that's a great question. I've been walking around the mall most mornings," he answered. "It encourages positive blood flow and since I don't have to pretend masks do anything anymore I can walk mask-free. It's been very relaxing, thank you."
"But doctor, do you think you even stand a chance?" asked Las Vegas Sun reporter Hearst Joe-Bean.
"You know, it's just too soon to tell," he said as Jake Paul tried not to laugh. "The secret elite group I belong to didn't think I could bring the entire world to a screeching halt with a virus I manufactured in my Wuhan lab, but I showed them. Don't underestimate me. Anything is possible if you follow the SCIENCE."
At publishing time, Dr. Fauci broke his leg after stepping off an escalator. The fight has been delayed by two weeks, at which point the boxing commission will [remainder at: https://babylonbee.com/news/attention-starved-dr-fauci-agrees-to-box-jake-paul]
Crime Time
Taki
March 07, 2022
Like a strange melody that keeps repeating in my ear are four letters, PTSD, an acronym for a psychiatric disorder that seems to afflict most criminals in America. I suppose some shrink invented it, then ambulance-chasing lawyers picked it up; finally the criminals themselves have discovered it. It is the quickest get-out-of-jail scheme since article 1 section 9 of the Constitution, Habeas Corpus.
We are in the midst of soft-on-crime time [remainder at: https://www.takimag.com/article/crime-time/]
And now for something completely different . . . perhaps . . .
Today I was contemplating that the still voice of Yah may have, albeit partially, channeled itself through the writing of John Lennon while on his first LSD trip, to caution us during a variety of troubling times; what if it's not just about knowing what it's like to be dead but knowing what it's like to live in a world in which Death starts seeming like it just might be right around this corner or that one?:
"She Said, She Said"
She said, "I know what it's like to be dead.
I know what it is to be sad."
And she's making me feel like I've never been born
I said, "Who put all those things in your head?
Things that make me feel that I'm mad.
And you're making me feel like I've never been born."
She said, "You don't understand what I said."
I said, "No, no, no, you're wrong.
When I was a boy everything was right,
Everything was right."
I said, "Even though you know what you know,
I know that I'm ready to leave
'Cause you're making me feel like I've never been born."
She said, "You don't understand what I said."
I said, "No, no, no, you're wrong.
When I was a boy everything was right,
Everything was right."
I said, "Even though you know what you know,
I know that I'm ready to leave
'Cause you're making me feel like I've never been born."
She said, "I know what it's like to be dead.
I know what it is to be sad.
I know what it's like to be dead..."
Today I was contemplating that the still voice of Yah may have, albeit partially, channeled itself through the writing of John Lennon while on his first LSD trip, to caution us during a variety of troubling times; what if it's not just about knowing what it's like to be dead but knowing what it's like to live in a world in which Death starts seeming like it just might be right around this corner or that one?:
"She Said, She Said"
She said, "I know what it's like to be dead.
I know what it is to be sad."
And she's making me feel like I've never been born
I said, "Who put all those things in your head?
Things that make me feel that I'm mad.
And you're making me feel like I've never been born."
She said, "You don't understand what I said."
I said, "No, no, no, you're wrong.
When I was a boy everything was right,
Everything was right."
I said, "Even though you know what you know,
I know that I'm ready to leave
'Cause you're making me feel like I've never been born."
She said, "You don't understand what I said."
I said, "No, no, no, you're wrong.
When I was a boy everything was right,
Everything was right."
I said, "Even though you know what you know,
I know that I'm ready to leave
'Cause you're making me feel like I've never been born."
She said, "I know what it's like to be dead.
I know what it is to be sad.
I know what it's like to be dead..."
Democrat Spending Bill Contains āSerious Expansion of Federal Gun Controlā: Gun Rights Group
By Joseph LordMarch 10, 2022
Democratsā $1.5 trillion omnibus spending package, unveiled early Wednesday, includes provisions that constitute āa serious expansion of federal gun controlā according to the National Association for Gun Rights.
[remainder at: https://www.theepochtimes.com/democ...ral-gun-control-gun-rights-group_4327112.html]
DuckDuckGo Updates Search Engine, Will Penalize Sites āAssociated With Disinformationā
By Zachary StieberMarch 11, 2022 Updated: March 11, 2022
The search engine DuckDuckGo has begun penalizing sites linked to āRussian disinformationā amid the RussiaāUkraine war, according to the companyās CEO.
[remainder at: https://www.theepochtimes.com/duckd...s-associated-with-disinformation_4331495.html]
Time for new search engine
There aren't many options. This is the fall of the best one.
There are only four search engines, and many different windows into them.
Google (Startpage being a safe way to use it).
Bing (DuckDuckGo being a safe way to use it, Yahoo being an unsafe way)
Yandex
Baido
Yandex will still list Russian sites as it's a Russian search engine. Maybe we now have to get into the habit of using that alongside the Western ones.
I switched to the Brave search engine.
It's weird -- more of a paradigm shift than it was in the beginning from Yahoo to Google -- making it more difficult to find some things, but it also tends to bring up some results I never would have found using Google, Bing, Yahoo or Duck Duck Go.
It's weird -- more of a paradigm shift than it was in the beginning from Yahoo to Google -- making it more difficult to find some things, but it also tends to bring up some results I never would have found using Google, Bing, Yahoo or Duck Duck Go.