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Both fake jobs.
Meanwhile, my dog:
*Hears car coming up driveway*
"Friends are here? Friends? Are they friends? YES! People are here! Pat me! I will lick you until you pat me! I love you all, even though we have never met before!"
*Hears car coming up driveway*
"Friends are here? Friends? Are they friends? YES! People are here! Pat me! I will lick you until you pat me! I love you all, even though we have never met before!"
Lol that's awesome though, what kind of dog? My dog was the extreme opposite. He thinks we're under constant threat of attack, a leaf blows and it's World War 3. I had to do a lot of training with him but a terrier/lab mix will always be a Demon Lord at the core.
We're not positive what he is. We were told he was a border collie x smithfield, but we think he's collie x ridgeback. He is the sweetest, friendliest dog, but he does lick too much, you can't pat him without being licked all over.
And while he's friendly, he will absolutely protect us against anyone who has bad intentions. We've had two people here he has not liked at all, and I fully understand why. He picked up on one person before I did, and the other person we knew wasn't very nice before he came. He was still well trained enough to do exactly what he was told around them, and never tried to hurt them, he was just letting us know something was up.
I really like having a dog because when Samuel is away I know that Digs would absolutely let me know if anyone was here, especially at night.
Our chihuahua is the same.
He sounds perfect aside from the licking lol I know the feeling though. A pitbull I rescued did the same thing, he would literally get up in your face and even your hair, licking your hair. I just learned to accept it, like you have to do with many things when you have dogs. Plus they could be doing worse lol.
I also like having protective dogs as well because I'm always home alone. But sometimes my dog is too protective, he discovered the neighbor's blow up Santa and Reindeer decorations last night at 3am, he was barking and growling at them. Apparently Rudolph and Santa can't be trusted.
Hate to say but in reality the bison make neat little meat waffles out of wolves, coyotes, mountain lions, Golden Retrievers, stupid tourists, etc.
You were supposed to giggle then scroll on. Not analyse it!
This is so well done. Take your time to appreciate it!
Pretty true
Hebrew Roots doesn’t get to be in on the fun?
That's a dyslexic's worst nightmare. It took me an hour to calm my brain down long focus on all of that lol
Are they Christian?
I'm kidding guys. I do think some people in each of the groups (including Hebrew roots) are true believers in Christ and some are not. This is even true of the Reformed (who I think are generally more right than the others) and the Liberals and Catholics (that I think are leas right than the others).
Mainly, I think they weren't included because they are a relatively small and newer movement, not widely understood in the larger Christian culture. The might be half the folks here, but probably aren't more than 1-2% of the larger Christian population.
Neither do the Orthodox, and there are far more of those. It will be all to do with who the author was familiar with.
But adding Hebrew Roots to the matrix would be very amusing!