Ah, the age-old debate: how many boats are too many? As a seasoned polygynous husband, I find the article "Boat Polygamy: It's Not a Sin, It's Happiness" strikes a familiar chord. Much like my harmonious household, each boat brings its own unique charm and challenges. There's the sleek speedboat; fast, flashy, and a tad high maintenance. Then there's the sturdy trawler; reliable, steady, and always ready for a long haul. And let's not forget the elegant sailboat; graceful, serene, and occasionally prone to drifting off course. Managing this fleet requires diplomacy, a keen sense of timing, and, most importantly, a larger storage facility.
Now, some might argue that juggling multiple boats, or wives, is a logistical nightmare. But I say, variety is the spice of life! Each vessel offers a different adventure, a new perspective on the open sea. And just as I have a calendar to keep track of anniversaries and birthdays, I have one for maintenance schedules and marina reservations. Sure, the neighbors might raise an eyebrow when they see a new addition to the driveway or dock, but I simply tell them, "I'm not collecting; I'm curating." After all, happiness isn't about limiting oneself, it's about embracing the full spectrum of experiences, whether they come with sails, engines, or a penchant for redecorating the living room.
Definitely a polygyny hint if I ever saw one.
